thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Can’t be bothered to spend two hours in a hot box full of moist preteens perpetually screaming at the top of their lungs, but still want to know what all the sparkling fuss is about? Jack Douglass has got your back with a minute-long abbreviation of New Moon that covers all major plot points (or lack thereof).

Spoiler Alert: Twilight blows.

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